H and G 

Something you say to someone who has just arrive and is suddenly leaving.

Stands for "Hi and Goodbye" from the Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan movie "Sleepless in Seattle."

"H and G."

"What?"

"Hi and goodbye..."

H and G by Joshiro007 March 9, 2003

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

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Andy G Hand Poutine 

A masterful mixture of both fresh gravy and clean-cut McDonalds fries (preferrably cold).

Number 18... Andy G Hand Poutine

Andy G Hand Poutine by Supreme Meme Lord January 3, 2019

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch 

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch by dip July 19, 2004

Irish Hand Grenade 

A mixed drink typically drunk on St. Patrick's Day, made and drunk like so.
1. Fill a pint glass halfway with a stout such as Guiness.
2. Fill two shot glasses, one with Irish cream such as Baileys and one with Irish whiskey such as Jameson and set them both inside the top of the glass so that they wedge against each other.
3. Pull out the shot of Irish whiskey like you would the pin of a hand grenade and down the shot. The shot of Irish cream will fall in to the stout. Down that next.

"Sure do love these Irish Hand Grenades. Just wish it wasn't so fucking awkward."

Irish Hand Grenade by Aelle February 6, 2019