Hässig
Hässig by cantremembersohigh June 15, 2018
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The Hassig
Referencing the movie The Matrix, To slip a member of the opposite sex the Blue Pill and performing lewd gravity-defying sexual acts while they are passed out.
Originated in Canton, Ohio by Mr. White referring to Neo, A close friend's Sci-Fi loving Boyfriend.
Originated in Canton, Ohio by Mr. White referring to Neo, A close friend's Sci-Fi loving Boyfriend.
The Hassig by Aubbers April 15, 2008
Hassi
Hassi by jasonamro6 September 3, 2019
hassid
Hassid is an adjective most commonly used in Ottawa (Capital city of Canada) slang to describe someone who is being rude, unfair, unjust, or mean.
Nick: I asked Jen on a date but she didn't respond :(
Maurice: Ah man why is she being so hassid ?
Bro stop being hassid and give me my shirt back, u said you were just borrowing it !
Sorry fellas can't come out tonight my mom is being so hassid and making me do the dishes.
Maurice: Ah man why is she being so hassid ?
Bro stop being hassid and give me my shirt back, u said you were just borrowing it !
Sorry fellas can't come out tonight my mom is being so hassid and making me do the dishes.
hassid by LightskinProdigy April 20, 2017
Hasmig
Beautiful ass Armenian girl who'll rock your world and leave you begging for more. Got a nice booty and a killer smile. She's pretty much the complete package and will leave you begging for more.
Hasmig by Jackmacksack June 1, 2017
Head-Hassing
Head-Hassing by FatMule1941 September 10, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.