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The Hassig 

Referencing the movie The Matrix, To slip a member of the opposite sex the Blue Pill and performing lewd gravity-defying sexual acts while they are passed out.
Originated in Canton, Ohio by Mr. White referring to Neo, A close friend's Sci-Fi loving Boyfriend.
Dude, after you left I pulled The Hassig on that chick who looked like Trinity!
The Hassig by Aubbers April 15, 2008
Related Words
Hässig The Hassig hassi hassib hassid Hasmig Hassidery Hassidy Hassim hassir

Hassiktir 

Hassiktir is a turkish slang word that means: You are fucking kidding me, Are you fucking kidding me, What the fuck, Oh fuck, Fuck off etc.
Bilgisayar bozulmuş. (Computer is broken)

Hassiktir. (The oh fuck meaning)
Hassiktir by Atikonium January 2, 2012
An entrepreneur that has a huge social media following.
You balling like Hassi on IG!
Hassi by jasonamro6 September 3, 2019
Hassid is an adjective most commonly used in Ottawa (Capital city of Canada) slang to describe someone who is being rude, unfair, unjust, or mean.
Nick: I asked Jen on a date but she didn't respond :(

Maurice: Ah man why is she being so hassid ?

Bro stop being hassid and give me my shirt back, u said you were just borrowing it !

Sorry fellas can't come out tonight my mom is being so hassid and making me do the dishes.
hassid by LightskinProdigy April 20, 2017
Beautiful ass Armenian girl who'll rock your world and leave you begging for more. Got a nice booty and a killer smile. She's pretty much the complete package and will leave you begging for more.
Hasmig is a fucking goddess
Hasmig by Jackmacksack June 1, 2017

Head-Hassing

To commit acts of Tom-foolery with the boys.
Hey let’s go do some head-hassing this weekend.
Head-Hassing by FatMule1941 September 10, 2023