Gypmas 

I.

That feeling you you get when you look at your bill of expenses for the holidays -gifts, food, heating, and gas for traveling- and you realize you're in the hole.

II.

When you get people great gifts and they get you a bunch of meaningless shit. You get gypped and thus it is Gypmas.

Example one
"I got my cousin a new phone and he got me a key ring.. Total Gypmas.."

Example two
"Linda, how much did you spend on gifts this year..?"
"1500. Why?"

"We have to live on $300 until the 8th of next year. Good job making it a very, merry, Gypmas.."

Gypmas by Shibblleeee December 30, 2011

gypas 

(used as a v. n. a.)

1. Do something positive and good in a gypsy-like way

(Not to be confused with the very racialist word "gypus")

2.Acheiving Great Success in the powerful art of AP Calculus AB

1. as a verb: This Calculus gypas my mind.

Translation: "This Calculus is very good to my mind"

2. as a noun: The gypas never steal and only benefit society (Citation: Gypus Pechenonski)

3. as an adjective: Gypas Pechenonski and Italia create heat from Calculus papers

gypas by Dima Shostakovich December 16, 2013

Gypsmas 

When your birthday falls too close to Christmas and you get hosed by people combining presents!

Hey man my Birthday is coming up on December 20th!
Happy Gypsmas Nigga!

Gypsmas by Da Big Weezy December 2, 2016

gymasturbate 

When you go to the gym just to watch girls on treadmills and work out in yoga pants.

I went to work out yesterday but all I could do was gymasturbate the whole time.

gymasturbate by whitsdaddy July 13, 2012

Gympasaurus-Rex 

A slang for someone who has a disability with their walk that makes them walk like a T-Rex. This is generally funny because you can outrun one due to their gymp status.

Shavonnie is such a Gympasaurus-Rex, I love how she can't do shit about it.

Gympasaurus-Rex by awbatman500 May 22, 2014

gynmasium 

Gynmasium is a portmanteau of the Proto-Indo-European root Gyn- and the word Gymnasium. A gynmasium is both a female only gym and a female only academy, an institution to support young Women to advance and promote the coming gynarchy.

My daughter has been accepted into the local gynmasium, where she will train and learn how to smash the patriarchy.

gynmasium by HoneyBunsofSteel June 15, 2023

essex gympasauras 

Tym, a lowly being from deepest darkest essex

Timothy is such an essex gympasauras

essex gympasauras by roo January 13, 2004