Gymnasticcy 

Describing someone or something that reminds you of gymnastics.

That hot cheerleader was so gymnasticcy. All slender and fit and whatnot.

Gymnasticcy by maskedspirit February 24, 2011

rhythmic gymnastics 

one of the most hardest, beautiful, underrated sports in the Olympics.

mostly popular in eastern europe and Israel

even the american olympic athletes never win any metals in this sport. it's that hard!
it's always the russians who wins gold. sometimes ukraine
some called it a communist sport because it's very popular in russia
others called it a nazi sport because hitler made aryan women practice rhythmic gymnastics to prepare for motherhood
requires supreme skills, coordination, strength, creativity, and EXTREME FLEXIBILITY

the key in this sport is to make it look easy and effortless with all the contortion and catching the props. they must defy the law of physics.
dumb people think it's an easy clown sport until they try it themselves and severely hurt themselves

dumb person watching Rhythmic gymnastics in olympics: pppppppfff bitch please, this is a sport??? i can do that with a ball
*ends up in a hospital with a snapped spine*

person 1: woah what the fuck! that girl can touch her ass with her head!!!! is she a demon??
person 2: no she's rad! she's a rhythmic gymnast.

rhythmic gymnastics by kishkishkish April 14, 2013

gymnastics 

One of the hardest sports in the world, demanding extreme physical endurance and an ultra-tough mentality.

A gymnast must be flexible, and have near-perfect balance, grace, strength, and endurance.

Women's gymnastics practices on 4 different apparatus, each with it's own challenges: uneaven bars, balance beam, vault, floor exercise

Gymnastics is easy to watch, but I've found that it is very hard to do.

gymnastics by alyson May 13, 2005

Gymnastics 

Gymnastics is a sport that you love. A sport that you have a love-hate relationship. The best sport in the world. The hardest sport in the world. You love it because the feeling you get from competitions is just so wonderful and these people who you meet are your friend for the rest of your life, you get so many great memories and you get flexibility and great body. But you hate it because of the thousands of times you have cried in trainings. The injuries you have got from it. But these things are also the things that made you fall in love with this sport. You can never unlove this sport. Gymnastics is a lifestyle.

Gymnastics is not a sport, this is a lifestyle.

Gymnastics by the hannah July 30, 2019

Gymnastics Ninja 

A gymnast. Capable of randomly doing a cartwheel into a back-flip, a hand-stand, and then a front-flip in the span of five seconds.

Guy 1: "Dude, gymnastics is a girl-sport."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me?! I do gymnastics and, not only does it get me women, but i can do flips just walking down the street!"

Gymnastics Ninja: "Check this out!" -front-flip, double back-flip- "Now what did you say about gymnastics?"

Gymnastics Ninja by rArr. Cuz i can. March 21, 2010

mental gymnastics 

The act of trying to justify actions or validate opinions not supported by any facts. A means of dealing with cognitive dissonance.

"Hey Jessica, you're really pretty today."
"Oh so you're saying that yesterday I was looking like shit. Also you're saying that because I'm a white fit woman. That makes you a pathetic misogynist and racist. Let's not mention the fact that if I didn't pander to your sexuality, I would be called unattractive and ugly. You, John, are a dumbass and a patriarchal pig, do you know how stressful it is to be a woman and having to look sexy 24 7 just so men get horny in this society? You don't, because you are such a privileged white male."
"Wow Jessica that was some serious mental gymnastics you did right there..."

mental gymnastics by DaHelpR January 9, 2022

hamster gymnastics 

ham•ster gym•nas•tics

/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/

1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior

2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'

My girlfriend cheated on me. She said she had a dream I cheated on her, so her cheating was justified. Except her dream happened the morning after she cheated on me. I'm surprised she didn't strain herself doing those hamster gymnastics.

hamster gymnastics by TheTallestPsychonaut January 3, 2021