This is me. I am an old man that likes to moan and wake people up at night. You people should thank me! Otherwise, you people would sleep until 3 pm! I also like to act stupid so that I get hit by this rock. My enemy is Fat Miao Miao, and he likes to shoot exploding boba at me. Luckily, I have so much fat that I do not get hurt. Instead, I get blown to space. One teeny tiny problem that I have is my un-portable wee wee. It gets stuck in the toilet, it can KILL, it can stab, and it can bonk your skronk. I have toe fungus, and I have saggy nipples. I like to undress in front of a lot of people and I sleep with a hyperflexion of my neck. I am the leader of my tiny Gwuonk Particles, and they are contagious. I will become the next global pandemic, and I will stay forever! This Old Man Gwuonk Speaking, over and out! MMMOOOO-AAAAAANNN!
by Gwuonk February 22, 2021