Gwuonk

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This is me. I am an old man that likes to moan and wake people up at night. You people should thank me! Otherwise, you people would sleep until 3 pm! I also like to act stupid so that I get hit by this rock. My enemy is Fat Miao Miao, and he likes to shoot exploding boba at me. Luckily, I have so much fat that I do not get hurt. Instead, I get blown to space. One teeny tiny problem that I have is my un-portable wee wee. It gets stuck in the toilet, it can KILL, it can stab, and it can bonk your skronk. I have toe fungus, and I have saggy nipples. I like to undress in front of a lot of people and I sleep with a hyperflexion of my neck. I am the leader of my tiny Gwuonk Particles, and they are contagious. I will become the next global pandemic, and I will stay forever! This Old Man Gwuonk Speaking, over and out! MMMOOOO-AAAAAANNN!

Gwuonk moans at 3am.

Gwuonk by Gwuonk February 22, 2021

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gwunk

is a cool and awesome person, totally not gay, trust me

guy: "oh you're gwunk?"
gwunk: "yes i am."
guy: "gay."
gwunk: :(

gwunk by gwaskii April 30, 2022

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gwonk

Gwonk is the sound a turtle makes. See Moo.

The turtle at the zoo goes "GWONK!"

gwonk by skeezermobile February 11, 2008

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gwonk

cheese made directly from an egg of a gwonkbird

please get me some gwonk

gwonk by ewo dawl October 4, 2008

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Gluonk

The sound your throat makes when you swallow!!

The sound her throat makes “Gluonk”when she swallows during oral sex.

Gluonk by MFN MAYNE January 21, 2019

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gwonko

When you shit so hard that your arsehole bleeds and you cum

"I cannot come out tonight, I've literally got gwonko"

gwonko by gwakagirl April 15, 2021

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Gwonkly

A type of person who is usually a horrible person with a bad personality.

Oh my god, Gerald was such a Gwonkly

Gwonkly by Capn Majesty May 21, 2023

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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