A round little grey tabby cat that is oddly shaped like a round bread. Has tiny stumps for hands and empanadas for feets. FMM is the strongest being in the universe, and he's bad at baking.
This bread looks like Fat Miao Miao
by Gwuonk September 29, 2020
This is me. I am an old man that likes to moan and wake people up at night. You people should thank me! Otherwise, you people would sleep until 3 pm! I also like to act stupid so that I get hit by this rock. My enemy is Fat Miao Miao, and he likes to shoot exploding boba at me. Luckily, I have so much fat that I do not get hurt. Instead, I get blown to space. One teeny tiny problem that I have is my un-portable wee wee. It gets stuck in the toilet, it can KILL, it can stab, and it can bonk your skronk. I have toe fungus, and I have saggy nipples. I like to undress in front of a lot of people and I sleep with a hyperflexion of my neck. I am the leader of my tiny Gwuonk Particles, and they are contagious. I will become the next global pandemic, and I will stay forever! This Old Man Gwuonk Speaking, over and out! MMMOOOO-AAAAAANNN!
by Gwuonk February 22, 2021