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Gwoof by Meemercreeper January 16, 2021
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Goofdookie
On Halloween when you have a lot of candy and you are all hopped up on sugar, you make a pass at your best friend and you end up shaving each other.
"It was awkward when I goofdookied him so I figured I'll get him a case of beer to smooth things over."
Goofdookie by JDizzle21 February 15, 2022
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Goof Juice
Goof Juice by Kodabear96 June 5, 2020
Goof Nigga
Baby Daddy One: This goof nigga Isaac was pulling at the school yesterday!
Baby Daddy Two: Aight, third grade teacher?
Baby Daddy One: Nah, your daughter
Baby Daddy Two: Aight, third grade teacher?
Baby Daddy One: Nah, your daughter
Goof Nigga by TheGooner December 15, 2016
goof jazz pop
My brother is a Jazz Snob but I prefer Goof Jazz Pop because I prefer some terrible singing over the fantastic musicians
goof jazz pop by shiva-archetypes October 24, 2022
bottle of goof
A bottle of alcohol which is usually very cheap (Imperial Fortified Wine 750mL 20% alc $9.45) and is usually consumed by street people; who had gone and collected enough empty cans and bottles all day just to afford.
Hey Mikey what're you up to tonight?
I just collected enough for a bottle of goof .
take it easy on that stuff I know how one can get. I'v been there, done myself a goof.
I just collected enough for a bottle of goof .
take it easy on that stuff I know how one can get. I'v been there, done myself a goof.
bottle of goof by Cory Gadaboo August 9, 2018
New boot goofin'
New boot goofin' by Jim Dangle August 30, 2005
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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