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goofdookie

Shitting corn in someone’s mouth and laughing like goofy while doing it
You see Becky over there we had goofdookie last night and it was nasty
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goofdukie 

When you get really hammered, and the next thing you know you make a pass at your best friend. Next thing you know you're shaving each other naked
I hope things between Maria and I aren't awkward after last nights goofdukie...
goofdukie by Thaas34 May 2, 2014

goofnooki 

An error or lapse in judgement when choosing what type of cheese, whilst wearing your favourite shirt to acquire from a supermarket, with it's own petrol station, located within a 0.2 mile radius of roundabout, just off of a dual carriageway, in a country with atleast two officially spoken languages.

Excludes northern Ireland.
Guy 1: Did you get the cheese?
Guy 2: yea here it is - Edam cheese. I got it from that conveniently located Wal-Mart right before I got petrol. It was easy to find as it had a sign saying 'compra queso aqui if you would like cheese'.
Guy1: That a new shirt? I prefer your other one.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wore this earlier purchasing the cheese. I made a real goofnooki of that situation.
goofnooki by Pontypridd 123 August 6, 2016
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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