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A gloof is a clumsy person who knocks over objects and generally ruins things without noticing, while perhaps preoccupied by talking to someone.
*Patrick knocks all of the products off of the stall with his hands while talking to a prospective customer* "Paddy you complete gloof "
Gloof by theyeldman July 11, 2010
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Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.
Oh no. The gloofs are coming for dinner.
Gloof by Kramakpac April 28, 2016
Gluten free and lactose free family members that force their dietary restrictions on other family members at family dinners.
Lets eat now. The gloofs are coming over for dinner.
Gloof by Kramakpac April 28, 2016
Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.
Oh no. The gloofs are coming over for dinner.
Gloof by Kramakpac April 28, 2016
a bitch who doesn't know shit, always zoning out that's why she patient asf, and a slut for doritos and memes that only intellectuals are capable of understanding
Bust down gloofiana
Gloof by Bustdowngloofiana July 4, 2020
A goof you love
What I did was a gloof.
He is a gloof.
Gloof by okay-understood May 20, 2023