Gloof 

A grey cat derived from the words 'Grey' and 'Floof' (a common name given to fluffy cats).

Aaaawwweee look its a Gloof!

Gloof by Dan Dan the Dictionary Man October 5, 2022

Gloof 

A gloof is a clumsy person who knocks over objects and generally ruins things without noticing, while perhaps preoccupied by talking to someone.

*Patrick knocks all of the products off of the stall with his hands while talking to a prospective customer* "Paddy you complete gloof "

Gloof by theyeldman July 11, 2010

Gloof 

Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.

Oh no. The gloofs are coming for dinner.

Gloof by Kramakpac April 28, 2016

Gloof 

Gluten free and lactose free family members that force their dietary restrictions on other family members at family dinners.

Lets eat now. The gloofs are coming over for dinner.

Gloof by Kramakpac April 28, 2016

Gloof 

Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.

Oh no. The gloofs are coming over for dinner.

Gloof by Kramakpac April 28, 2016

Gloof 

a bitch who doesn't know shit, always zoning out that's why she patient asf, and a slut for doritos and memes that only intellectuals are capable of understanding

Bust down gloofiana

Gloof by Bustdowngloofiana July 4, 2020

Gloof 

A goof you love

What I did was a gloof.
He is a gloof.

Gloof by okay-understood May 20, 2023