A gloof is a clumsy person who knocks over objects and generally ruins things without noticing, while perhaps preoccupied by talking to someone.
*Patrick knocks all of the products off of the stall with his hands while talking to a prospective customer* "Paddy you complete gloof "
by theyeldman July 10, 2010
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.
by Kramakpac January 17, 2016
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Gluten free and lactose free family members that force their dietary restrictions on other family members at family dinners.
by Kramakpac January 17, 2016
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Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.
by Kramakpac January 17, 2016
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a bitch who doesn't know shit, always zoning out that's why she patient asf, and a slut for doritos and memes that only intellectuals are capable of understanding
Bust down gloofiana
by Bustdowngloofiana July 04, 2020
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