Gvander

When you are in your house sat on your thumb and go for a walk to take away the pain and eat your chocolate

Will - my thumb is covered in chocolate from my bum
Winni - go for a gvander then
Will - ok hope it tastes nice

by I am not karl September 23, 2012

gander of the goose

Another way of saying the way she goes

Oisin: damn bro I lost 50€ in a bet last night
Shane:That's the gander of the goose

by Insert name herel October 15, 2019

Ganderschplaf

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.

1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"

by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 31, 2015

Proper Gander

When you take a good look at something.

Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.

by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010

ganderize

to look at, to examine, to take a gander

OK class, ganderize your homework.

by brdcrap February 18, 2008

Ganderplus

To examine more closely, having had previously examined.

"Phil, you may want to ganderplus that blender when you get a chance, Kathy says it was acting up again last night."

by Captain Damage December 17, 2008

ghander

A ghander is an Indian person. No negative connotation is associated with it. It is another way of referring to an indian person.

Indian food can also be referred to simply as ghander.

Look at that ghander. (person)

Let's go get ghander. (food)

by bmcxiv February 22, 2008