Another name for the multi all star mlb center fielder curtis granderson. The name originated from his sweet catches and sugary attitude both on and off the field. After each time granderson hits a home run the bleacher creatures in the outfield have been known to yell, "ding the cookies are done"

Hey jeter did you see cookie granderson make that diving catch last night to win the game?

cookie granderson by pugsalini127 July 22, 2010

randerson

the possession of constantly hard nipples

-"Hey are you happy to see me?"
-"Can't you tell? I've got randersons!"

randerson by Charles Thardeiy April 23, 2010

grandson

Is a word used to call somebody a goat and certified gangsta and will whoop ass in any means and is the leader of any movement and is never a follower. This name is also used for a person that is gangsta and makes sure that the whole team is fed and has what they need. This name was also given to king von in prison when he was locked up. R.i.p king von you will be missed

That boy is a grandson this man whoop 7niggas asses in the same day

grandson by saysfuck.shit December 12, 2020

Grandson

A dope band that is underated as fuck

Guy 1: ever heard of grandson?
Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Dude you should check em out their music is like really good

Grandson by Afuckingnerd December 8, 2019

Granderpants

An unattractive, old fashioned and often huge style of underpants/breifs, worn by pensioners and people with appalling fashion sense.

Often spotted covering large asses, where the lining of the granderpants are visible through pants/jeans and exposed to the unfortunate public. Also commonly spotted on people with grotesque and fat behinds.

As Jim walked down the street he noticed a fat old lady wearing a gross flowery dress with her huge pantie line clearly visible underneath. A gust of wind blew up her dress further exposing her brown huge underwear, that was struggling to contain her huge, fat and saggy ass. It was then Jim knew he had spotted a pair of granderpants.

Granderpants by Dark Owl July 13, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026