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Gandersnatch 

A choose your own adventure style porno.
I just wanked to that latest gandersnatch and man did that get weird quick.
Gandersnatch by Physicist1717 January 7, 2019
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gandersnatch 

When you play a video game that has a looting system and you think about acquiring the potential loot to be had in a certain area.
Think I'll head over to Three Horns Divide for a gandersnatch.
gandersnatch by YaBoiDashy August 17, 2017

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus 

A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.
Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.

Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.

bandersnatch 

One among many archaic nonsense words used in the classic poem "The Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll. Could possibly be a monster more horrible than the Jubjub bird.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

pandersnatch 

a stank hoe who hangs out at the Laundry mat and blows homeless midgets for three fifty
your mothers a pandersnatch
pandersnatch by cracker July 20, 2003

mandersnatch 

a term used to describe someone with resting grimace face.
She's so cool once she drops the mandersnatch
mandersnatch by Ropertamenson November 30, 2021

vandersnatch

Vandersnatch is one of the most useful words ever right behind the F word. It can be used in a variety of situations but the best way to understand the usage model with examples, so here goes. 1. I hurt my vandersnatch while jogging last night. 2. Your such a vandersnatch for listening to Coldplay. 3. (While driving along in your car) Oh no, I think I just hit a vandersnatch back near that cactus. 4. (When serving dinner) Would you like any vandersnatch with that? 5. (On the way out of the house) Grab your vandersnatch and lets go! 6. (On Jeopardy) (Alex T.) This country was the first eastern european country to join the soviet union´s communist empire? (You) What is Vandersnatchland? I could go on and on but I think you get the idea. Now go spread the use of the word and don´t stop until everyone understands how to use VANDERSNATCH!!!
Hillary Clinton kicked me in the Vandersnatch!
vandersnatch by Prez Clinton August 3, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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