1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis 3: The act of ejactulation.
1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"
noun: A person or thing that adheres to the utmost importance of gender.
This includes gender essentialism (the belief in innate mental and social differences between men and women) as well as various transgender theories (belief in gender as an innate identity that differs from sex).
This word has 2 meanings. It comes from TRI state are where it was cooked in the melting pot. Gand means ASS blaster well you know what that means. You could say I gandblasted your ass in Unreal Tournament or you could be GAY and say I wana be the gandblaser!
I gandblasted you last nite in UT.
I gandblasted you in bed last nite.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!