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Ganderschplaf 

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.
1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"

genderist 

noun: A person or thing that adheres to the utmost importance of gender.

This includes gender essentialism (the belief in innate mental and social differences between men and women) as well as various transgender theories (belief in gender as an innate identity that differs from sex).
Genderist theory is the scourge of our times.
genderist by jouissancepastance July 23, 2018

genderist 

A person that discriminates or is prejudice based on gender.

More politically correct than sexist.
Some common genderist statements:
Get back in the kitchen woman!
Guys are pigs.
genderist by ThatOneGuy_OnTheNet December 31, 2007
let us av a ganders
ganders by T-leaf October 9, 2003

Genderation 

The timeline for recognition of the social and cultural acknowledgment of gender identity variations.
Generations have long passed while Genderations evolve through social and cultural understanding of gender identity.
Genderation by Dr. D. June 9, 2009

gandblaster 

This word has 2 meanings. It comes from TRI state are where it was cooked in the melting pot. Gand means ASS blaster well you know what that means. You could say I gandblasted your ass in Unreal Tournament or you could be GAY and say I wana be the gandblaser!
I gandblasted you last nite in UT.
I gandblasted you in bed last nite.
gandblaster by Dr Pankaj Anand April 8, 2005
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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