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Guvon is an area in Glasgow in Scotland, but the word is just funny
Me- This jacket is pure smart ged
Friend- Nup
Me- Aye
Friend- Guvon
*Both laugh*
Guvon by Ck20 September 16, 2018
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güevón 

Güevón is a popular curse word used by Colombians to show their anger towards someone. Also used to taunt or make fun of someone.
Someone who’s a güevón is stupid, dumb, sped, etc.
Pablo: ¿Que paso güevón?
Juan: Absolutamente nada.
güevón by ThatColombianAmerican October 19, 2018
Related Words
Guvon • gavone • Gavon • Guion • givon • Givonna • Guevon • gugonga • guonan • Guron
Old British term of someone who is of higher social or political status. Usually used in a greeting.
"Hello, guvna!"
guvna by Lukav July 14, 2014

Guvna Stick 

British slang for a marijuana joint
Hey chap, what say we spark up a guvna stick?
Guvna Stick by The Wine Bomb September 6, 2017
Ignore the other definitions. It’s just Italian for “pig” and you use it the same way as in English. If someone eats too much and is a slob with marinara down their tight fitting wife-beater undershirt, they’re a “dirty gavone”; or if they throw their trash out the window on the highway “what a fuckin’ gavone!”
Me: You see that fat fuck eating the Mortadella sandwich with mustard running down his chin?

You: Fucking gavones everywhere on Arthur Avenue!
Gavone by Dliguori February 15, 2022
A Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "国男" meaning literally "Chinese Male" (almost negatively), uesd by xiaoxiannv (a negative slang of radical famanist on Chinese social media Weibo) to belittle Chinese male. It almost equal to "puxinnan" (an abbreviation of " the man who is normal but confident").
"Please drink hot water, the more the marrier."
"Guonan is so boring!"
guonan by JIAXINTANG[Infwww] July 5, 2022

Savage guvnotopia 

The moment when you are visiting your girlfriend and you catch her in the middle of a mandingo party with several guys from tanzania and she lies to you that they are her cousins from abroad and you were all just playing doctor to remember good old times
Al was served a savage guvnotopia while visiting his girlfriend Lucina unnanounced
Savage guvnotopia by BogusAnalus February 24, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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