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Definitions by BogusAnalus

Hogslide Darling

The hogslide darling is the act of dousing your sow wife in vaseline and let her slide on a waterslide filled with pig cum while holding a flaming torch in her aas
Michael's wife Mareen went on a hogslide darling adventure for her birthday

Bobby came as a horse seeing his wife doing a hogslide darling last night
The act of gathering in a Lidl hypermarket with your satan worshipping friend to rape a weakling guy between the shelves using random objects to insert in his anus and urethra
James went morking with Stuart and Lenny tonight
- Oh dear,you are morking again far from home?
Morking by BogusAnalus December 22, 2022

Electrospasmer G 

The act of milking someone's prostate by inserting a stun baton up his rectum and giving it a strong electric discharge
Andrea performed an Electrospasmer G on her husband Mike during the swinger party

Nic was given a full Electrospasmer G making him cum all over the blankets
Electrospasmer G by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022

Goose stunner 

The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you
Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast

The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour
Goose stunner by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022

Dirty cerasela 

A dirty cerasela is the act of being impregnated by strangers and tape recorded during a gangbang by your vasectomised goose-eyed husband
Gabriela was taped during a dirty cerasela by her limp dick husband Dragos

Full Porker 

The act of watching your wife fuck in a barn with several sweaty rednecks with their dicks doused in liquid pig fat
Alex watched the local farmers give his wife Oana a full porker yesterday
- Did you know that Lucia was given a full porker last night?
Full Porker by BogusAnalus January 20, 2022

Savage guvnotopia 

The moment when you are visiting your girlfriend and you catch her in the middle of a mandingo party with several guys from tanzania and she lies to you that they are her cousins from abroad and you were all just playing doctor to remember good old times
Al was served a savage guvnotopia while visiting his girlfriend Lucina unnanounced
Savage guvnotopia by BogusAnalus February 24, 2021