Guurch 

When someone does something badass or funny, say guurch.

Man one: Lights firecracker in school.
Man two: Guurch!

Guurch by RealWill&JefferyOG April 3, 2019

Guuch 

The welcome mat to your asshole. Should be kept neat and tidy.

By using a shag rug as a welcome mat, we could already infer Winston doesn't trim his guuch hairs.

Guuch by Mr PieandChips October 23, 2011

Gurcharan 

Someone who has a great sense of humour and is considered a blessing to humankind. Also loves food

Rav: why do I feel like I just met the greatest person alive?
Raaji: because she's Gurcharan.

Rav: makes sense, I'm truly grateful

Gurcharan by Masterchaan March 15, 2017

Gurch

Gurch replaces any word in a given sentence

You are a filthy GURCH, I am going to GURCH all over your face

Gurch by Shlither November 23, 2013

guruchod 

Guruchod (Goo-roo-Chod), Guruchode (Goo-roo-chode) and Guruchodan (plural) is a DEROGATORY terms for Sikhs, mainly those from Brampton, Surrey and Yuba City. It insinuates an individual who has sexual relations with Guru Gobind Singh. It was originally coined by the late RRB Sahab in the early 2000s when his grandson's friends required a comeback for Sikh students who kept calling them Bhaman as well as harassing them about 1984, and Indira Gandhi. The term Guruchod spread like wildfire across the greater Toronto area, eventually make its way to the west coast where there is large Punjabi diaspora settled in British Columbia and California.

1. Look at that hairy Guruchod over there.
2. I was talking to the Guruchode about getting a haircut yesterday.
3. Saala Guruchodan Na Hovey. Why can't they ever use soap when they shower?

guruchod by guruchod July 13, 2021

guruchild 

The funniest comedian on the Internet.

<Guruchild> women take the internet way too god damned seriously and involve all thcesarily complex emotions like we guys really need that bs in our nerd kingdom

guruchild by Matt March 11, 2003

gurch

dog piss

dude the dog gurched all over the rug last night at 2am and i stepped in it on the way to the bathroom

gurch by e.harmon8 March 1, 2019