Gurch replaces any word in a given sentence
You are a filthy GURCH, I am going to GURCH all over your face
by Shlither November 24, 2013
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Any member of the Church family.

(Numerous exceptions include Charlotte Church and the Roman Catholic Church).

Many have a tendency to say "Gah" a lot.
Gah! It's Gurch!
by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004
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a gurch is when you have a giant gulp of any type of liquid. this can be a pop or a lemonade. it can also be a water whcih is usually refreshing.
by niggabeater696969 October 23, 2023
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The man iv always loved and always will love
by Ria November 7, 2004
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An exclamation, typically of frustration. It can be used in many contexts to express a multitude of emotions. Similar to GAH, BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Teacher: 'the essay is due tomorrow'
student: 'oh gurch, i really don't have time for this tonight!'
by hitherepenina November 13, 2013
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Verb: “Ayo John wyd” “gurch
Sentence: “Ayo john what’s your sexuality?”
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by Buggngy August 27, 2022
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dude the dog gurched all over the rug last night at 2am and i stepped in it on the way to the bathroom
by e.harmon8 March 2, 2019
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