guruchild 

The funniest comedian on the Internet.

<Guruchild> women take the internet way too god damned seriously and involve all thcesarily complex emotions like we guys really need that bs in our nerd kingdom

guruchild by Matt March 11, 2003

guruchild 

Represents a retard on IRC, also can be used as verb.

oh my god he is guruchilding again

guruchild by Anonymous March 11, 2003

guruchod 

Guruchod (Goo-roo-Chod), Guruchode (Goo-roo-chode) and Guruchodan (plural) is a DEROGATORY terms for Sikhs, mainly those from Brampton, Surrey and Yuba City. It insinuates an individual who has sexual relations with Guru Gobind Singh. It was originally coined by the late RRB Sahab in the early 2000s when his grandson's friends required a comeback for Sikh students who kept calling them Bhaman as well as harassing them about 1984, and Indira Gandhi. The term Guruchod spread like wildfire across the greater Toronto area, eventually make its way to the west coast where there is large Punjabi diaspora settled in British Columbia and California.

1. Look at that hairy Guruchod over there.
2. I was talking to the Guruchode about getting a haircut yesterday.
3. Saala Guruchodan Na Hovey. Why can't they ever use soap when they shower?

guruchod by guruchod July 13, 2021

guruchintanan

The cringiest ass mf who tries to make everyone laugh by lame ass jokes and can’t accept the fact that he has no fucking friends

Hey, is that Guruchintanan?
No, fuck that guy

guruchintanan by goofy ahh tree August 25, 2022

girlchild 

A weak person. One who never works out at the gym yet pretends that one does.

You know that person Britni Scott? Total girlchild.

girlchild by goopymosocw February 25, 2011