<Guruchild> women take the internet way too god damned seriously and involve all thcesarily complex emotions like we guys really need that bs in our nerd kingdom
Guruchod (Goo-roo-Chod), Guruchode (Goo-roo-chode) and Guruchodan (plural) is a DEROGATORY terms for Sikhs, mainly those from Brampton, Surrey and Yuba City. It insinuates an individual who has sexual relations with Guru Gobind Singh. It was originally coined by the late RRB Sahab in the early 2000s when his grandson's friends required a comeback for Sikh students who kept calling them Bhaman as well as harassing them about 1984, and Indira Gandhi. The term Guruchod spread like wildfire across the greater Toronto area, eventually make its way to the west coast where there is large Punjabi diaspora settled in British Columbia and California.
1. Look at that hairy Guruchod over there.
2. I was talking to the Guruchode about getting a haircut yesterday.
3. Saala Guruchodan Na Hovey. Why can't they ever use soap when they shower?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.