Gurch

Gurch replaces any word in a given sentence

You are a filthy GURCH, I am going to GURCH all over your face

by Shlither November 23, 2013

Gurch

Any member of the Church family.

(Numerous exceptions include Charlotte Church and the Roman Catholic Church).

Many have a tendency to say "Gah" a lot.

Gah! It's Gurch!

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

Gurch

Gurch

a gurch is when you have a giant gulp of any type of liquid. this can be a pop or a lemonade. it can also be a water whcih is usually refreshing.

by niggabeater696969 October 23, 2023

Gurch

The man iv always loved and always will love

I had an amazing boyfriend called Gurch

by Ria November 7, 2004

Gurch

An exclamation, typically of frustration. It can be used in many contexts to express a multitude of emotions. Similar to GAH, BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Teacher: 'the essay is due tomorrow'
student: 'oh gurch, i really don't have time for this tonight!'

by hitherepenina November 13, 2013

Gurch

Verb: Sucking a dick
Sentence: Gay

Verb: “Ayo John wyd” “gurch”
Sentence: “Ayo john what’s your sexuality?”
“Gurch”

by Buggngy August 27, 2022

gurch

dog piss

dude the dog gurched all over the rug last night at 2am and i stepped in it on the way to the bathroom

by e.harmon8 March 1, 2019