glurch

a quiet/medium volumed sound made with the back of the throat used by pigeons like this..

ghrhrhrmmmmnnm

Razzall: Have you noticed that noise he makes?
Becky: Yeah its weird isnt it?
Razzall: Yeah he like.. glurches
Becky: :| He fingered me in history.

by beckylines April 29, 2008

glütch

One who is totally unaware of the feelings, desires and need of others. Not necessarily malevolent, just ignorant.

Josh woke me up at 3 this morning, playing the new Clipse CD on full volume. What a glütch.

by bshea December 12, 2006

Gurcharan

Someone who has a great sense of humour and is considered a blessing to humankind. Also loves food

Rav: why do I feel like I just met the greatest person alive?
Raaji: because she's Gurcharan.

Rav: makes sense, I'm truly grateful

by Masterchaan March 15, 2017

Glurgh

It is the expression that a straight man or woman uses instead of oof or yeet to signify that you are straight. If you are a fruit that means you are gay and you say "oof." If you are a vegetable that means you are straight and you say "Glurgh."

Male 1: Glurgh.
Male 2: Vegetable gang.
Male 1: I just found out that my trip to Cedar Point is canceled.
Male 2: BIG G L U R G H ! ! !

by Mr. Roller Coasters July 27, 2019

glunched

slapping someone/smth with a wet hand

no restrictions on the liquid used, though it should be stated which liquid was used to wet the hand

“ I can’t believe that bitch spat in her hand and glunched my ass!”

by drac69 February 26, 2020

Glerch

Merch for RanbooLive’s show Generation Loss. Items of Glerch include, glants, gleanies, glirts, gloodies (they have glockets, don’t worry) and of course, Ranboo’s famous Glock.

1: Hey mom, can I get some Glerch?

2: Some what?

1: Gen Loss merch?

2: Oh, sure sweetie. What exactly do you want?

1: A glock.

by -Aro- April 27, 2023

Gurch

Gurch replaces any word in a given sentence

You are a filthy GURCH, I am going to GURCH all over your face

by Shlither November 23, 2013