Gurued 

When you leave your honey hole fishing spot and come back to find it taken by crazy white cunt named Rex.

"Bro I was slaying them and then I left to eat and when I came back my fishing spot was taken by a faggot. Damn bro sounds like you were gurued"

Gurued by Mateoryan524 April 20, 2019

Gurxed 

The act of beating the absolute fuck out of a wasteyute, usually done to put the yute in his or her place.

YG: yo fham look at that wasteyute right dere
NKbandz: mans is gettin gurxed asap

Gurxed by Big Chunder March 23, 2021

gurped 

high from an illicit substance

dude, we hit that yay last nite.
i was sooooo gurped!

gurped by beccabop March 15, 2008

gurned up

To have consumed something which makes you gurn. Most commonly MDMA or Cocaine.
I.e

"I love getting bares gurned up and listening to techno",
"He's not feeling very well, got gurned up last night"

gurned up by Charris March 27, 2015

Gurudarshan 

He is a guy who plays god level football,eats all meat expect pork,mutton, fish and beef and then forgets that he's actually eaten all the above mentioned meat with frnds and says he's a chicken purist.Loves to talk abt football,talks in a way as though he owns the club and the players,takes advice from a guy called faizan,is politically woke and politically aggressive only in one group chat.
Is an overall awesome guy,who had fans who msg his frnds to ask them about when his birthday is.Prefers to claim not to eat meat other than chicken and "hold back" his political opinions except in group chat.

Ravi:Bro i'm getting mind fucked
Raghu: you must have seen gurudarshan in your nightmares.

Gurudarshan by Flykiller July 1, 2020

gurundtee 

The highest guarantee you can get. Coined by the Gurund Boys' furniture stores in New Jersey.

We gurundtee you won't find lower prices, anywhere!

gurundtee by John Britonalonaluski September 5, 2007

Gurudidi 

A sweetheart!! Pure hurt and nice human being. Kabhi sherni kabhi saheli!!! If she loves you, you are safest person on earth and if she hates you, RIP!!!

You are Gurudidi!! Means you are turu lob!!

Gurudidi by BrainStormed January 29, 2021