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Bryce: Dude that is so gurked.
Jayson: Gurked in the deece dome
Gurked by Mouse activate! June 25, 2009
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Gurked:

To be on a sensational alcoholic high, yet not blackout drunk... yet. One that is Gonzo Ball is naturally always gurked. Be careful however, cause those that are often the first to be gurked, are also the ones who often chog first.
L: I have been watching the Dora the Explorer for the last two hours and I am currently gurked off some sensational Budlight

R: Fross.
Gurked by ChikenChoker4Lyfe June 14, 2019
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Gurked gorked gerked gunked Gurned Gurped gucked Gurken GURKEY Gurkey Turkey
A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting
"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"
Gurked by chimobear June 24, 2024
When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage
Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"
Gurked by Boppo45 July 23, 2024
Scarborough/Burlington/Greater Toronto Area slang similar to the slang word gurked or murked. Means to beat someone up.
"Bro if you don't stop talking shit you're gonna get gurksed."
Gurksed by Bondicrumch February 14, 2018
To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.
You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?
Gerked by #truth101 May 9, 2017
The act of beating the absolute fuck out of a wasteyute, usually done to put the yute in his or her place.
YG: yo fham look at that wasteyute right dere
NKbandz: mans is gettin gurxed asap
Gurxed by Big Chunder March 23, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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