gurundtee

The highest guarantee you can get. Coined by the Gurund Boys' furniture stores in New Jersey.

We gurundtee you won't find lower prices, anywhere!

by John Britonalonaluski September 5, 2007

Grundleer

One who while performing felacio indulges in the act of licking, kissing, or sucking of the taint/gouch. One who tosses the salad of another. A complete violation of the butt or region around the anus.

The Grundleer completely violated my butt last night.

by Gmil October 20, 2008

Garunteed

a purposeful misspelling of "guaranteed," intended to confuse the reader. (especially in discord)

This Tatsu cookie has no nuts. Garunteed.

by NotXoplazma3 June 14, 2020

Grundtreuentraurigkeit

1. The feeling you get when an obscure writer or band that you like becomes popular because their book gets made into a big movie or their song is in a commercial and it leaves you all disgruntled because you knew about them way back when.

2. Feeling similar to the above caused by the sudden surge in the popularity of a certain person or entity.

Literal meaning (German): Sadness stemming from original loyalty

The grundtreuentraurigkeit was too much for Bob to take when he read that the Go!Team would be playing the Superbowl halftime show.

by Amit999 October 13, 2005

Gurupdeep

Gurupdeep is smart , cute and respectful girl .. who can take your heart away in one look .. u don’t want to look deep into her eyes .. you will definitely fall in love with her .. she is sensitive yet so strong girl .. if you have her don’t lost her because she is one ☝️

Oh you’re with gurupdeep damn you one lucky guy

by Fcgvhb July 4, 2019

confirm-plus-gurantee-chop

A statement used when someone is so sure/confident that he/she is correct about something, that he is willing to have his head chopped off if he is proven wrong.

Of course this is a scam. 100%. I confirm-gurantee-plus-chop.

by Kua September 3, 2005

grunteep

Perennially neurotic, charming, funny usually female. Eclectic taste in music, good to have as a friend. Allergic to traditional female clothing, and prone to verbal hyperbole while exercising.

Quit grunteeping, just quietly finish your bench press.

Stay away man, Kathy is in grunteep mode.

by s J June 24, 2005