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gurtle

to gurtle means to squirtle and shart at the same time. Can be dangerous depending upon surrounding environment.
- Tom was using the bathroom reading playboy when he came across a hot blonde who made him gurtle.
by Gittwally Sentley May 5, 2005
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gurtle

a girl that appears to have a long neck with a short body.
man, napper your missus is a gurtle!!
by gurtle haters June 19, 2008
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Gurtle

The sound when your teeth come together with force.
My teacher telling us about the homework made me gurtle.
by Stally Wally February 10, 2023
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Gurtling

I don't know, Julian just started saying it one day.
You are all my Gurtlings.
by froggytaroo September 25, 2025
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