Gurtling
You are all my Gurtlings.
Gurtling by froggytaroo September 25, 2025
Words you can keep
It’s gurting time
This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik
This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus
It’s gurting time - Erik
This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus
It’s gurting time by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023
Related Words
Gurting
Guts + hurting = Gurting.
Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers
Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.
Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.
CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers
Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.
Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.
CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.
BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
Gurting by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010
gurgling sewer
The sound that is made when one person (man or woman) grapefruits another person (man).
See definition of grapefruiting
See definition of grapefruiting
Used in a sentence: “she gave me the best grapefruiting last night while I was watching the teenage mutant ninja turtles on tv; the gurgling sewer noise was so loud I hade to crank up the volume to 42! “
gurgling sewer by DialUpDaddy March 22, 2020
cum gurgling gutter slut
a slut who gargles semen like mouth wash before continuing to swallow it. thus making the gurgling sound
JON DOE: before the slut swallowed my load she gargled it like mouth wash
Jon Doe 2: wat a cum gurgling gutter slut
Jon Doe 2: wat a cum gurgling gutter slut
cum gurgling gutter slut by bigslongsmither November 10, 2010
cali-gurling
cali-gurling by MACOCK69 January 23, 2011
Gustling
A state of being blown away.
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A)
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B)
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B)
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