Gurtling 

I don't know, Julian just started saying it one day.

You are all my Gurtlings.

Gurtling by froggytaroo September 25, 2025

It’s gurting time 

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

It’s gurting time by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

Gurting 

Guts + hurting = Gurting.

Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers

Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.

Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.

CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.

David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.

BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.

Gurting by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010

gurgling sewer 

The sound that is made when one person (man or woman) grapefruits another person (man).

See definition of grapefruiting

Used in a sentence: “she gave me the best grapefruiting last night while I was watching the teenage mutant ninja turtles on tv; the gurgling sewer noise was so loud I hade to crank up the volume to 42! “

gurgling sewer by DialUpDaddy March 22, 2020

cum gurgling gutter slut 

a slut who gargles semen like mouth wash before continuing to swallow it. thus making the gurgling sound

JON DOE: before the slut swallowed my load she gargled it like mouth wash

Jon Doe 2: wat a cum gurgling gutter slut

cum gurgling gutter slut by bigslongsmither November 10, 2010

cali-gurling 

hands on yo knees and shake yo'ass like a ho!

didja see that hoe in da club, she was cali-gurling that pimp all night!

cali-gurling by MACOCK69 January 23, 2011

Gustling 

A state of being blown away.

The leaves were gustling in the air from the wind.

I told you Lauren, gustling is a word.

Gustling by Tran~man March 11, 2010