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A person(s), when given certain power, would stand upon their soapbox and use

said power to avoid any or all confrontation. They are ungodly self rightgeous.

This person can never be wrong, and anything and everything that comes from

their mouth is truth. This type of person also prefers women to have certain

animalistic features, mainly long faces......resembling horses if you will.

Their mates usually tend to also be extremely self rightgeous and have a fond

love for animals of an exotic feline breed.

1. Dude, you are such a tool.

You can't talk to me like that!

Shut up, ya big girl!

That's enough! I'm shutting this website down!

Dude, that was such a Gurov move.

2. (Gurov) Blah blah blah blah blah Supra. Blah blah blah, you don't know what

you are talking about. God, all of you are so ignorant.

(Man 1) Man, could that guy sound any more like a Gurov?

(Gurov) Are yall talking about me?

(Man 2) Chill bro, we're just joking!

(Gurov) You can't talk to me like that!

(Man 1) Talk to you like what? No one said anything.

(Gurov) That's it, I'm shutting this website down!

(Man 1) Typical Gurov move.

3. Hey bro, did you see that chick I hooked up with online?

Yea man, she was ugly as hell!

Dude!!! She's an import model!!!

Were you drunk?

No, why?

Cuz that bitch looks like a horse. Horse-face fucker!

That's it! I'm shutting this website down!

Typical Gurov move bro.=
1. Dude, you are such a tool.

You can't talk to me like that!

Shut up, ya big girl!

That's enough! I'm shutting this website down!

Dude, that was such a Gurov move.

2. (Gurov) Blah blah blah blah blah Supra. Blah blah blah, you don't know what

you are talking about. God, all of you are so ignorant.

(Man 1) Man, could that guy sound any more like a Gurov?

(Gurov) Are yall talking about me?

(Man 2) Chill bro, we're just joking!

(Gurov) You can't talk to me like that!

(Man 1) Talk to you like what? No one said anything.

(Gurov) That's it, I'm shutting this website down!

(Man 1) Typical Gurov move.

3. Hey bro, did you see that chick I hooked up with online?

Yea man, she was ugly as hell!

Dude!!! She's an import model!!!

Were you drunk?

No, why?

Cuz that bitch looks like a horse. Horse-face fucker!

That's it! I'm shutting this website down!

Typical Gurov move bro.
Gurov by Chops Liva August 8, 2009
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It is called Ero Guro, but is often shortened to just Guro. It is a Japanese art form that focuses on the bizarre, gore, grotesque, and mutilation mixed with eroticism. In the West, gory hentai is often referred to as Guro, especially if there is a heavily mutilated anime girl covered in blood, missing limbs (or other various body parts), or spilling organs. Often all three is present and the subject is deceased.

Items that are pornographic and bloody are not necessarily ero guro, and ero guro is not necessarily pornographic or bloody. The term is often used incorrectly by western audiences to mean "gore"—depictions of horror, blood, and guts.
"I walked in on my cousin jacking to a mutilated, dead anime girl. There was blood everywhere!"
"That sounds like Guro dude."
"I seriously think I'm scarred now, it was terrifying."
Guro by YukiY42 July 13, 2018
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Grover Norquist wants to shift the tax burden to the middle class even more, resulting in an ever-increasing gap between the rich and poor.
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