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literal king of all the lands, we bow before him. Also has a nice cock
YO its Gurvan
gurvan by madskilliz September 18, 2020
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A person(s), when given certain power, would stand upon their soapbox and use

said power to avoid any or all confrontation. They are ungodly self rightgeous.

This person can never be wrong, and anything and everything that comes from

their mouth is truth. This type of person also prefers women to have certain

animalistic features, mainly long faces......resembling horses if you will.

Their mates usually tend to also be extremely self rightgeous and have a fond

love for animals of an exotic feline breed.

1. Dude, you are such a tool.

You can't talk to me like that!

Shut up, ya big girl!

That's enough! I'm shutting this website down!

Dude, that was such a Gurov move.

2. (Gurov) Blah blah blah blah blah Supra. Blah blah blah, you don't know what

you are talking about. God, all of you are so ignorant.

(Man 1) Man, could that guy sound any more like a Gurov?

(Gurov) Are yall talking about me?

(Man 2) Chill bro, we're just joking!

(Gurov) You can't talk to me like that!

(Man 1) Talk to you like what? No one said anything.

(Gurov) That's it, I'm shutting this website down!

(Man 1) Typical Gurov move.

3. Hey bro, did you see that chick I hooked up with online?

Yea man, she was ugly as hell!

Dude!!! She's an import model!!!

Were you drunk?

No, why?

Cuz that bitch looks like a horse. Horse-face fucker!

That's it! I'm shutting this website down!

Typical Gurov move bro.=
1. Dude, you are such a tool.

You can't talk to me like that!

Shut up, ya big girl!

That's enough! I'm shutting this website down!

Dude, that was such a Gurov move.

2. (Gurov) Blah blah blah blah blah Supra. Blah blah blah, you don't know what

you are talking about. God, all of you are so ignorant.

(Man 1) Man, could that guy sound any more like a Gurov?

(Gurov) Are yall talking about me?

(Man 2) Chill bro, we're just joking!

(Gurov) You can't talk to me like that!

(Man 1) Talk to you like what? No one said anything.

(Gurov) That's it, I'm shutting this website down!

(Man 1) Typical Gurov move.

3. Hey bro, did you see that chick I hooked up with online?

Yea man, she was ugly as hell!

Dude!!! She's an import model!!!

Were you drunk?

No, why?

Cuz that bitch looks like a horse. Horse-face fucker!

That's it! I'm shutting this website down!

Typical Gurov move bro.
Gurov by Chops Liva August 8, 2009

Gurokawa 

Gurokawa (グロカワ) is a slang term of Japanese origin that is a combination of the katakana words for grotesque and cute. It origanated in the 2000s and is considered an aesthetic. It can also be applied to a style of clothing and makeup.

An example of Gurokawa could be a cute character with pastel colors that has something that has to do with gore or some kind of common phobia.

Basically Gurokawa can be anything that is cute and unsettling at the same time.
Person1: "whatcha drawin?"

Person2: "A Gurokawa styled character."

Person1: "oh. Wait what's that??"

Person2: "Gurokawa is an aesthetic that is a combination of creepy/grotesque and cute."

Person1: Ohhhhhhh, cool.
Gurokawa by KristyOwQ September 4, 2021
to attempt to talk to girls whilst sober and getting rejected, and finally settling on a less attractive beast after a night of binge drinking
Don't pull a grovak man
ya that hot chick gave me the grovak treatment, i'll have to settle on a massive beast
Grovak by peggythebulldog February 10, 2009

Gurokawa 

Gurokawa (グロカワ) is a slang term of Japanese origin that is a combination of the katakana words for grotesque and cute. It origanated in the 2000s and is considered an aesthetic. It can also be applied to a style of clothing and makeup.

An example of Gurokawa could be a cute character with pastel colors that has something that has to do with gore or some kind of common phobia.

Basically Gurokawa can be anything that is cute and unsettling at the same time.
Person 1: what are you drawing??

Person 2: Gurokawa style drawing.

Person 1: oh. Wait what is Gurokawa?

Person 2: Gurokawa is a strange yet appealing aesthetic where creepy and cute are combined.

Person 2: ohhhhh, cool.
Gurokawa by anonymous September 4, 2021

gurvatsalya

Gurvatsalya is a person with the biggest heart. He is cranky sometimes, but he is loved my everyone. He can achieve everything he wants, if he is happy. He has the prettiest girlfriend who is going to be his wife one day.
He is such a gurvatsalya
gurvatsalya by Amylovesjakeyyy November 23, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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