Gurnsing

A powerful desire for something that is generally seen as unhealthy or unworthy of effort.

I'm Gurnsing for a McDonalds right now

Gurnsing by Alex VDH February 9, 2019

gurning 

The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.

Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning

gurning by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019

gurning 

The muscle tension in the face that usually ends up with the jaw and tongue rolling and teeth grinding as a result of amphetamines.

Argh, I'm gurning! My jaw's gonna hurt in the morning!

gurning by Nekromekanik May 24, 2005

gurning 

The uncontrollable mouth movement caused by certain drugs. without the aid of chewing gum can result in serious interior mouth damage.

mate these pills are banging, got some proper gurning going on

gurning by rooney425 June 29, 2008

Mr. Gunsinger 

Mr. Gunsinger is the best teacher EVER! He is awesome, funny, and AMAZING at art...like reallly awesome. You'd be a very lucky student to be taught by Mr. Gunsinger because he is cool and teaches in an awesome way. He is known as Mr. T. G. Awesome, because he is just SO awesome. So like, yea.

In conclusion: Mr. Gunsinger is an awesome teacher!

Wow, look at that awesome teacher! I bet he's a Mr. Gunsinger.

Mr. Gunsinger by Astonakasomeone June 12, 2013

Gurning Drug Monkey

One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.

Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.

Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.

1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...

2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys

Gurning Drug Monkey by urbankhaos May 6, 2003

gurning fuck lizard 

a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.

"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"

gurning fuck lizard by smyphilis October 30, 2008