Definitions by smyphilis
side-partin' martin
someone who has a side-parting; a hairstyle popularised largely by adolf hitler, although there is no evidence to suggest he invented it.
not necessarily a derogatory term, although it usually is.
not necessarily a derogatory term, although it usually is.
side-partin' martin by smyphilis October 30, 2008
gurning fuck lizard
a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.
nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"
gurning fuck lizard by smyphilis October 30, 2008