side-partin' martin

someone who has a side-parting; a hairstyle popularised largely by adolf hitler, although there is no evidence to suggest he invented it.

not necessarily a derogatory term, although it usually is.
"have you met sian's new boyfriend?"
"oh what, side-partin' martin? yeah, he's actually bare safe!"
by smyphilis September 19, 2008
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gurning fuck lizard

a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"
by smyphilis September 19, 2008
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