a fucking asshole who leads a girl on for a very long time and then goes back to his bitchy crazy ex girl friend. he's extremely attractive and at first seems very friendly and sexy. he's weird but doesn't care what people think. but he's a douche bag who doesn't care about girls feelings. he'll be exclusive with one girl calling her and talking to her all the time, and then out of no where he will completely fuck them over. Gurami's are stupid selfish assholes who you should never associate yourself with, no matter how attractive or sweet they seem at first. fucking catastrofuck.

Person 1:That guy is such a fuck tard, he fucks over girls all the time and breaks their hearts after really leading them on and thinks that he can pull it off just cause he's hot.

Person 2: Oh, so he's a Gurami...

Person 1: EXACTLY.

gurami by pheonixpheather August 29, 2009

gurati

a indian looking person running around the game star stable. they are usually on the UK server candy cove, but things can change.

Amira Embergrove : OH MY GOD! THAT'S GURATI!
Emily Mysteryhawk : LET'S GO UP TO HIM!

gurati by maddie laddie February 24, 2021

Gurasis

Gurasis is a really kind hearted girl
She loves people for being themselves. Everyone loves to be around her, Gurasis means blessings sent by God, and she really is a blessing for all to have her in their lives

Her name is Gurasis

Gurasis by Aseeeesssssss November 23, 2021

guraik

A very short skinny man. He loves girls and is a mega simp. He is trash at sports.

RAMAN: "HEY guraik wanna hang out"
Guraik : " yea bbg"

guraik by Jackthegoat193 November 25, 2022

guranicova

1.It can be used as an adjective, noun or verb. It is a positive word that means to improve or to be cool/something cool; not to be confused with guranickova

That playstation portable is guranicova. Look at my guranicova. I guranicovad the 360 kickflip of mine.

guranicova by joseph rogers March 22, 2005

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026