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a fucking asshole who leads a girl on for a very long time and then goes back to his bitchy crazy ex girl friend. he's extremely attractive and at first seems very friendly and sexy. he's weird but doesn't care what people think. but he's a douche bag who doesn't care about girls feelings. he'll be exclusive with one girl calling her and talking to her all the time, and then out of no where he will completely fuck them over. Gurami's are stupid selfish assholes who you should never associate yourself with, no matter how attractive or sweet they seem at first. fucking catastrofuck.
Person 1:That guy is such a fuck tard, he fucks over girls all the time and breaks their hearts after really leading them on and thinks that he can pull it off just cause he's hot.

Person 2: Oh, so he's a Gurami...

Person 1: EXACTLY.
gurami by pheonixpheather August 29, 2009
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Ad Graminum

An attack on an opponent's grammar to completely discredit his/her argument.

See Ad hominem.
Faiz: I spent a good half-hour typing out an argument for nothing, because someone used Ad Graminum and pointed out my "your" that should have been "you're".

Julian: You deserved that.

Brian: The Lakers are fundamentally a much better team, they're offense is-
Julian: HA! "THEIR"!
Brian: Fuck you.
Ad Graminum by jschoo March 12, 2012
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huge quantities of verbal crap
From the day he has been elected as the Mayor, his gunami has broken all the barriers
gunami by Zess_ March 5, 2014

Graminix 

The ship name of two men named Dominic and Neko16gram
Graminix is cool right?
Graminix by Colony28282 April 2, 2021
Alternative to the expletive Goddamn it

Made popular by Joss Whedon's Popular TV space western Firefly. The word was used in the show as a means to get around censorship laws.
Goramit woman!
(large explosion) Goramit, what the h*** was that?
goramit by Anime-Addict November 3, 2005

gramishy 

A description of something saying it's like a grandma. Grandma-ish.
"Do you see what she's wearing, it's so gramishy!"
"OMG! I swear I've seen my grandma wearing that! How gramishy."
gramishy by tacosarerllygood January 29, 2018
What a star-struck person will do as they discover they're in the same room with a celebrity, whether they've actually a fan or not.
As soon as Kathy Lee Gifford entered the room, my boyfriend forgot who I was and gurmed all over her, even though he didn't know who she was until I pointed her out.
gurming by UrbnDog October 4, 2004