Guntfunk 

The unmistakable odor emitted by the flappy fat overhanging a fat woman's vaginal area. See: Gunt, Fupa

I took that girl back to the frathouse for the hogging party, but her guntfunk killed my buzz and kept me from nailing the whale.

Guntfunk by gmstudio May 21, 2009

guntfucker 

Extremely powerful insult usually directed towards someone when a more creative term than 'asshole' is needed. The implication is that the person is so amoral/stupid that they would fuck a gunt as opposed to a cunt. Reasons for this lack of proper copulation technique could range from indifference to desperation to a perverted sense of the need to humiliate oneself and sexual partner simultaneously.

Person A: Did you hear about Ronnie? He date-raped that retarded girl on Pearson Avenue.

Person B: Mikey's sister?!? That guntfucker! I'm gonna kill him.

guntfucker by Joel Freeman May 28, 2008

Gunfunkgangkleous 

A horrible toecurling fungi that will make your armbits secrete pudding

The doctor diagnosed me with gunfunkgangkleousness and I died.

Gunfunkgangkleous by Ari Friedman November 9, 2003

GutFunk 

(1)Teh leard of teh wordl
(2) Faaaath~

GutFunk is teh leard of teh wordl

GutFunk by Ktarthan November 14, 2003

Gunkfunkle 

To mess a mess up with another mess. A complex process of ruination that occurs over a period of time that involves layers or mixtures of multiple kinds of junk, refuse, slime, mold, dirt,dust,dander,body fluids,moisture, toe jam, feces, food particles, bacteria, scum, film, viruses and any other material that may degrade over time and meld with another material causing the original messy material to be digested or dissolved thereby making the original mess completely and utterly destroyed along with the original objects or materials in and around the original mess.

If you gunkfunkle your room again you are going to be grounded for three years.

The Government has been gunkfunkled since the Obama administration took charge!

Gunkfunkle by thefarmersfriend October 21, 2010

Gunkfunk

The legendary, bio-hazardous layer of street-crust and adolescent neglect that accumulates in the deep crevices of the human body. It is a highly localized ecosystem born from a complete strike against soap, consisting of 40% dried sweat, 30% pocket lint, 20% natural oils, and 10% pure, unadulterated cum scum.

Gunkfunk is typically harvested from the back of a gamer teen's neck who hasn't seen daylight in three weeks, or behind the nut sacks of a seasoned train-hopper. It possesses a smell capable of peeling paint off walls and a texture similar to damp drywall compound.

"Tyler took off his jock strap after a three-day fuck marathon and a solid chunk of gunkfunk fell right onto the pizza."

"I don't care how long you've been living off the grid, bro, you need to scrub between your chocolate tunnel before that gunkfunk mutates into a new strain of the plague."

Gunkfunk by D37VX August 10, 2026