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(1)Teh leard of teh wordl
(2) Faaaath~
GutFunk is teh leard of teh wordl
GutFunk by Ktarthan November 14, 2003
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gutpunkz 

gutpunkz is a kid who makes bypassed audios on a fucking lego game.
is that gutpunkz? what a fucking newgen
gutpunkz by xwqdy May 28, 2021

Guntfunk 

The unmistakable odor emitted by the flappy fat overhanging a fat woman's vaginal area. See: Gunt, Fupa
I took that girl back to the frathouse for the hogging party, but her guntfunk killed my buzz and kept me from nailing the whale.
Guntfunk by gmstudio May 21, 2009
to have intercourse with a puncture wound in the abdemon.
she loves a good gutfuck
gutfuck by Phil-thy September 5, 2007
When either a male or female is fucked so hard, afterwards their guts/insides/uterus hurt really bad.
girl a: dang last night was definetly a gutfuck, my insides hurt

girl b: yeah, gutfuck for sure
gutfuck by unknown September 1, 2008

Gunfunkgangkleous 

A horrible toecurling fungi that will make your armbits secrete pudding
The doctor diagnosed me with gunfunkgangkleousness and I died.
Gunfunkgangkleous by Ari Friedman November 9, 2003

gufunkelnitity 

to be or to be in a state of complete stupidity

OR

to be able to sense the level of someone's stupidity
Hazel: Umm... Paulie? I have gufunkelnitity, and you're busting my radar. Stop being so stupid, you gufunkelnititite!

Paulie: What does gufunkelnititite mean?

Hazel: Exactly my point!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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