Gunkfunkle 

To mess a mess up with another mess. A complex process of ruination that occurs over a period of time that involves layers or mixtures of multiple kinds of junk, refuse, slime, mold, dirt,dust,dander,body fluids,moisture, toe jam, feces, food particles, bacteria, scum, film, viruses and any other material that may degrade over time and meld with another material causing the original messy material to be digested or dissolved thereby making the original mess completely and utterly destroyed along with the original objects or materials in and around the original mess.

If you gunkfunkle your room again you are going to be grounded for three years.

The Government has been gunkfunkled since the Obama administration took charge!

Gunkfunkle by thefarmersfriend October 21, 2010

Unkfunkler 

Description of a person whose body odor is so incredibly foul, you start to gag.

Man 1: "Geez, look at unkfunkle over there, Pew..."
Man 2: "Yeah, I know... (vomit)"

Unkfunkler by James Jarvis August 5, 2004

gunksmunkler 

Someone who steals (or smunkles) a viscous substance from one personal belongs to sell for their own gain. Typically used as a derogatory term towards people who steal said substance. The substance (typically referred to as sludge, slime, or gunk) is commonly used to keep demons away.

"That gunksmunkler has been smunkling gunk from my anti gunky gunk smunkle station"

gunksmunkler by PaulGunkSmunkler June 10, 2021

Gunkfunk

The legendary, bio-hazardous layer of street-crust and adolescent neglect that accumulates in the deep crevices of the human body. It is a highly localized ecosystem born from a complete strike against soap, consisting of 40% dried sweat, 30% pocket lint, 20% natural oils, and 10% pure, unadulterated cum scum.

Gunkfunk is typically harvested from the back of a gamer teen's neck who hasn't seen daylight in three weeks, or behind the nut sacks of a seasoned train-hopper. It possesses a smell capable of peeling paint off walls and a texture similar to damp drywall compound.

"Tyler took off his jock strap after a three-day fuck marathon and a solid chunk of gunkfunk fell right onto the pizza."

"I don't care how long you've been living off the grid, bro, you need to scrub between your chocolate tunnel before that gunkfunk mutates into a new strain of the plague."

Gunkfunk by D37VX August 10, 2026