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Definitions by D37VX

The legendary, bio-hazardous layer of street-crust and adolescent neglect that accumulates in the deep crevices of the human body. It is a highly localized ecosystem born from a complete strike against soap, consisting of 40% dried sweat, 30% pocket lint, 20% natural oils, and 10% pure, unadulterated cum scum.

Gunkfunk is typically harvested from the back of a gamer teen's neck who hasn't seen daylight in three weeks, or behind the nut sacks of a seasoned train-hopper. It possesses a smell capable of peeling paint off walls and a texture similar to damp drywall compound.
"Tyler took off his jock strap after a three-day fuck marathon and a solid chunk of gunkfunk fell right onto the pizza."

"I don't care how long you've been living off the grid, bro, you need to scrub between your chocolate tunnel before that gunkfunk mutates into a new strain of the plague."
Gunkfunk by D37VX August 10, 2026