Definitions by D37VX
Gunkfunk
The legendary, bio-hazardous layer of street-crust and adolescent neglect that accumulates in the deep crevices of the human body. It is a highly localized ecosystem born from a complete strike against soap, consisting of 40% dried sweat, 30% pocket lint, 20% natural oils, and 10% pure, unadulterated cum scum.
Gunkfunk is typically harvested from the back of a gamer teen's neck who hasn't seen daylight in three weeks, or behind the nut sacks of a seasoned train-hopper. It possesses a smell capable of peeling paint off walls and a texture similar to damp drywall compound.
Gunkfunk is typically harvested from the back of a gamer teen's neck who hasn't seen daylight in three weeks, or behind the nut sacks of a seasoned train-hopper. It possesses a smell capable of peeling paint off walls and a texture similar to damp drywall compound.