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guntfucker

Extremely powerful insult usually directed towards someone when a more creative term than 'asshole' is needed. The implication is that the person is so amoral/stupid that they would fuck a gunt as opposed to a cunt. Reasons for this lack of proper copulation technique could range from indifference to desperation to a perverted sense of the need to humiliate oneself and sexual partner simultaneously.
Person A: Did you hear about Ronnie? He date-raped that retarded girl on Pearson Avenue.

Person B: Mikey's sister?!? That guntfucker! I'm gonna kill him.
by Joel Freeman May 28, 2008
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Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations
...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
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bitchass cuntfucker

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road
Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?
by Cackalacka September 4, 2008
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auntfucker

NOUN C ● SK UK /ɑ ntˌfʌk.əʳ/ US /æntˌfʌk.ɚ/
ALSO aunt-fucker or aunt fucker

1. (STRONGLY VULGAR, OFFENSIVE) an extremely ungrateful person, a person devoid of gratitude

2. (STRONGLY VULGAR, DEROGATORY) one who breaks the Bro Code, puts dates before mates, or leaves family for their cheap love, especially after their mates have fought with and defended them all the way through, dead or alive

3. (MARKEDLY VULGAR) an extremely intense experience, often but not always negative

4. (TEASINGLY, FRIENDLY, JOKINGLY, VULGAR) a good very close friend or relative

5. (VULGAR, LITERALLY) one who fucks their aunt
1. Jon Snow, you auntfucker! How could you!

2. I can't believe Jon Snow has completely ignored Ghost just like that. What an auntfucker!

3. War is a motherfucker, and the Great War is an auntfucker.

4. You little auntfucker, vomiting is celebrating!

5. You are Aegon Targaryen, true auntfucker of the Seven Kingdoms.
by Tetka Fuker May 11, 2019
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cuntfucker

hes such a cuntfucker
by eagled January 6, 2009
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Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was around the same time as Saint Tiffany that went around pushing in the soft spot of babies.

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.

(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)
Damn, Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was cool as fuck!
by creamy jizzy grandpa balls February 24, 2022
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goatfucker

a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.
As in the following joke:
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
by Thomas Liebsch September 16, 2005
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