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Gasterbation 

It's when you beat the gas nossle on the tank to get all the gas out.
He used gasterbation to get all gas out.
Gasterbation by Glennotap July 31, 2017
Word of the Day on September 12, 2017

Ginsterbation 

Gay Incestuous Masturbation. It is gay because it is the same sex, it is incest because it is the same blood, and it is masturbation because it is your own body. There are only two known ways to ginsterbate: (1) Cloning yourself and having relations with it or (2) traveling time and having relations with yourself.
Identical twins cannot ginsterbate. They could have gincestuous relations but Jim and John are two different people.
a)I look forward to ginsterbation because I can experience my own love.
b)I cloned myself and ginsterbated so I could see my own O-face.
Ginsterbation by Matteyt January 13, 2009

Guntsterbating 

When a woman with a gunt decides to pleasure her self. Usually with a large object to fill the gunt cavity.
I walked into your mom's bedroom last night and saw her Guntsterbating with your brother's baseball bat!
Guntsterbating by Johnbouy October 15, 2010

gansturbation

When a group of gangsters, get together and jack off collectivly in a group
They had fun at the Gansturbation last night after gang banging
gansturbation by blahblahblah42 July 15, 2016

Gasterbation 

When you finger your butt, and you fart out a lot of gas
I just had gasterbation
Gasterbation by Billiam Beaver September 15, 2017

gunsterbator 

An individual with excessive amounts of firearms and firepower, whether it is in real life or in a video games, that makes the user want to "nut" in excitement.

see gunsterbation
My brother has so many guns, he's turning into a gunsterbator.
gunsterbator by The Real_McCoy October 10, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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