Gay Incestuous Masturbation. It is gay because it is the same sex, it is incest because it is the same blood, and it is masturbation because it is your own body. There are only two known ways to ginsterbate: (1) Cloning yourself and having relations with it or (2) traveling time and having relations with yourself.
Identical twins cannot ginsterbate. They could have gincestuous relations but Jim and John are two different people.

a)I look forward to ginsterbation because I can experience my own love.
b)I cloned myself and ginsterbated so I could see my own O-face.

Ginsterbation by Matteyt January 13, 2009

Guntsterbating

When a woman with a gunt decides to pleasure her self. Usually with a large object to fill the gunt cavity.

I walked into your mom's bedroom last night and saw her Guntsterbating with your brother's baseball bat!

Guntsterbating by Johnbouy October 15, 2010

gansturbation

When a group of gangsters, get together and jack off collectivly in a group

They had fun at the Gansturbation last night after gang banging

gansturbation by blahblahblah42 July 15, 2016

Gasterbation

When you finger your butt, and you fart out a lot of gas

I just had gasterbation

Gasterbation by Billiam Beaver September 15, 2017

gunsterbator

An individual with excessive amounts of firearms and firepower, whether it is in real life or in a video games, that makes the user want to "nut" in excitement.

see gunsterbation

My brother has so many guns, he's turning into a gunsterbator.

gunsterbator by The Real_McCoy October 10, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026