Gumpee
When you spit gum onto your penis while urination. If it lands and bounces off your penis, 20+ points. If missed, and lands in the toilet, then 10+ points.
Gumpee by exoticgoryglory June 10, 2018
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Forrest gumped by rlampani January 5, 2009
Gumped Up
Seriously messed up. The term "gumped up" was originally coined by a Captain McPherson of Maine. (Long before the film, "Forrest Gump.") The phrase became part of the regional dialect and continues today.
(With Maine accent) "Look at this fuckin' gumped up fuckin' piece of shit."
(Also with Maine accent) "Oh my friggin' word. This friggin' gumped up friggin' house! All the friggin' floors are saggin' an' the friggin' windows are are frigged up an' painted shut."
(Also with Maine accent) "Oh my friggin' word. This friggin' gumped up friggin' house! All the friggin' floors are saggin' an' the friggin' windows are are frigged up an' painted shut."
Gumped Up by Meester Jeemy July 7, 2011
gumpenstump
A person who is known to be especially goofy.
Little to no athletic ability, agility or coordination.
Completely unsmooth.
Little to no athletic ability, agility or coordination.
Completely unsmooth.
gumpenstump by k0nflict June 4, 2009
Gumper
C: Wow! That was an amazing poo I just had, I'm going to leave now.
E: *Enters stall*
E: *Bends down and inhales deeply*
(E is gumping the toilet.)
(E is a gumper)
E: *Enters stall*
E: *Bends down and inhales deeply*
(E is gumping the toilet.)
(E is a gumper)
Gumper by HiImAmyESIBULNSAC March 17, 2022
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