Gumpert

A cat that follows you around all the time, never leaving your side, and is always vocalizing its desire for attention/ food. A cat that talks back when you tell it to quit jumping on the counters/ blinds/ screen door/ dog.

Person to cat: "Get off the counter!"

Cat: "MEOW!"

Person to cat: "You are such a fucking Gumpert."

by tacobellcrazy July 15, 2011

Gumperts

Men that are thirsty for baby mamas

"Look at these three gumperts trying to holler at Jessica. She's holding a baby"

by BAUWLUH April 20, 2015