lamp

Hey what's that snorg tees shirt mean? The one that says I love (and shows a lamp)?

Oh! haha. THe lamp means licking a mean pussy! haha
by k0nflict August 18, 2009
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digisonde

A sounding device used by the USAF and USN to bounce communication off of the atmosphere and intercept your ooey-gui
How did you know Britni was humping Deshawn? Oh.. I used the digisonde.
by k0nflict June 04, 2009
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®

Registered trademark

Or a cool way to spice up the letter R with an alt-code.
Man that is ®aw!
by k0nflict June 05, 2009
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gumpenstump

A person who is known to be especially goofy.

Little to no athletic ability, agility or coordination.

Completely unsmooth.
I can't believe that gumpenstump is tryin' out for the team!
by k0nflict June 04, 2009
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Ranchaliscious

The benefit of ranch sauce on otherwise distasteful foods.

It's quite amazing how ranch can complement the most repulsive elements of cuisine so subtly.
A: We had Possum ribs for breakfast!

B: that's completely disgusting!

A: lol yeah but we just dipped them in ranch. It was actually pretty good! Ranchaliscious!
by k0nflict June 06, 2009
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kalebration

Kaleb is probably one of the gayest and

uncreative names i've ever seen. Usually

postulated by elitist parentals who think their

demon spawn is the shit.. when in reality the

dude is just a little turdabator who believes in

misandribation because his arrogance compells

dumb women to cumply to his disgusting and

putrid illwill; thus backing up the definiton of

many before him who somehow think that their

shit smells like freedom
Why do guys named Kaleb think they're so hot? Thier mommy is an alchy and their dad sucks cawck.. it's only a matter of kalebration
by k0nflict June 05, 2009
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uncrunkstitutional

When the law comes down upon ye for saying absurd things while you're crazy drunk; in violation of ones constitutional right to speak freely and express oneself.
You see how the fuzz is trying to charge with P.I. for speaking my mind? Man that shit is Uncrunkstitutional!
by k0nflict June 08, 2009
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