Hey what's that snorg tees shirt mean? The one that says I love (and shows a lamp)?
Oh! haha. THe lamp means licking a mean pussy! haha
Oh! haha. THe lamp means licking a mean pussy! haha
by k0nflict August 18, 2009

A sounding device used by the USAF and USN to bounce communication off of the atmosphere and intercept your ooey-gui
by k0nflict June 04, 2009


A person who is known to be especially goofy.
Little to no athletic ability, agility or coordination.
Completely unsmooth.
Little to no athletic ability, agility or coordination.
Completely unsmooth.
by k0nflict June 04, 2009

The benefit of ranch sauce on otherwise distasteful foods.
It's quite amazing how ranch can complement the most repulsive elements of cuisine so subtly.
It's quite amazing how ranch can complement the most repulsive elements of cuisine so subtly.
A: We had Possum ribs for breakfast!
B: that's completely disgusting!
A: lol yeah but we just dipped them in ranch. It was actually pretty good! Ranchaliscious!
B: that's completely disgusting!
A: lol yeah but we just dipped them in ranch. It was actually pretty good! Ranchaliscious!
by k0nflict June 06, 2009

Kaleb is probably one of the gayest and
uncreative names i've ever seen. Usually
postulated by elitist parentals who think their
demon spawn is the shit.. when in reality the
dude is just a little turdabator who believes in
misandribation because his arrogance compells
dumb women to cumply to his disgusting and
putrid illwill; thus backing up the definiton of
many before him who somehow think that their
shit smells like freedom
uncreative names i've ever seen. Usually
postulated by elitist parentals who think their
demon spawn is the shit.. when in reality the
dude is just a little turdabator who believes in
misandribation because his arrogance compells
dumb women to cumply to his disgusting and
putrid illwill; thus backing up the definiton of
many before him who somehow think that their
shit smells like freedom
Why do guys named Kaleb think they're so hot? Thier mommy is an alchy and their dad sucks cawck.. it's only a matter of kalebration
by k0nflict June 05, 2009

When the law comes down upon ye for saying absurd things while you're crazy drunk; in violation of ones constitutional right to speak freely and express oneself.
You see how the fuzz is trying to charge with P.I. for speaking my mind? Man that shit is Uncrunkstitutional!
by k0nflict June 08, 2009
