Gumped

When a coven of scorned bitches team up and some have been dumped and some have been ghosted they become under the social criteria of ‘Gumped’ #girlpower

“Sick of me life Tom Armstrong has went and give me the herpes then dumped me” said Gertrude
“Nightmare I’ve been pure ghosted to fuck by Leonard”
“Oh well, I guess that makes us gumped!!

by Gumped and herped up January 20, 2020

Gumped

To be under the influence of marijuanna.

I was so gumped last night I ate four hot pockets, a package of bagel bites, and two double cheese burgers.

by Scott D. Smith February 16, 2006

gumped

social rejection, cast away due to lack of coolness

hank's rep is gumped because he hangs out with tom, and tom is a nerdy dipstich.

"i just got gumped by a buncha peens"

by tylesburg April 12, 2008

gumped

A photograph that has been altered, usually by the insertion of persons or objects not present in the original. By analogy, similar alterations applied to other media. "gumped" is derived from the movie "Forrest Gump" which featured historical footage into which the title character was digitally inserted.

That gumped photo of W. huffing nitrous oxide was a gas.

by DamonDusk November 22, 2010

Gumped

Being hurt in the behind, normally while running.

"I was paintballing the other day and as I was changing positions I was gumped"

by Anton Biscuit November 14, 2016

[Gumped]

When you have pre-mature ejaculation during sexual intercourse and the woman is saying.....WTF!!

Gumped He gumped her because she was too fine.

by Cougar Licious May 16, 2018

gumped

Person who’s mother smoked too much weed or drank too much homade liquor while he was in the womb, and the person ended up born a complete moron like the title character in Forrest Gump. An insult used against someone.

Guy : Man, there’s something seriously wrong with that boy.
Girl: Leave him alone his mother smoked tons of weed while he was on the way. It’s not his fault he’s Gumped

by banky123 July 20, 2006