Gumfucked

An elderly person giving a blowjob after removing there false teeth

Bob (87yr old) Doris give me a blow job
Doris ( 91 yr old)
Is that a £15 normal

Or do you want Gumfucked for£20

by Jock 8796 August 12, 2016

geofucked

In oppressive states / states with surreal performance rights (like Germany, China, Syria) videos on YouTube often get blocked. If a video is blocked for you because of your IP adress, it is geofucked.

"Hey, have you seen that Gangnam Style video?"
"Nope, it's geofucked in germany."

by alreadyBeingUsed January 18, 2013

Godfucked

Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.

Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.

Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.

Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."

John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."

by randomcsdude August 30, 2016

gumsucker

Antiquated term for a person native to the state of Victoria, Australia.
In the same way, South Australians are Croweaters, West Australians are Sandgropers & Queenslanders are Banana benders.

Still undure as to the equivalent terms for Tasmanians, Northern Territorians and New South Welshmen.

Croweaters bare casual resentment towards Gumsuckers as a general rule.

by mess. November 3, 2009

bumfucked

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.

The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

Godfucked

Feeling so awfully sick to ones stomach, it could only be the result of God hating you. Usually associated with flu like symptoms.

Can also be associated with any day that has gone so badly you feel as if it's the wrath of God. Like being arrested, or having to tell the family you got fired.

Dude 1: Oh hells, I almost shit my self just now, and my stomach hurts so bad, I think God is punishing me.

Dude2: man, it sounds like you are Godfucked.

by Taipain January 16, 2013

Geofucked

Completly not knowing where you are geographically

Man I'm so Geofucked

by madman587587 March 22, 2011