Gulurp

The sound you make when you choke on jelly cups.

Sister 1: “Hey Nancy try this jelly cup!”
Sister 2: *inhales jelly cup* “Gulurp!”

by Betty Blitz January 17, 2021

Glurp

Glurp: it's a verb. It's the act of eating without chewing. Basically swallowing food whole.

Jorge glurped on his raviolis.

by Whoreeeheyyy August 4, 2019

Glurping

In the act of fellatio, it's when the giver gulps the cum while slurping the dick?

Kim Kardashian was glurping Ray J, she's such a pornstar.

by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012

Glurpy

The act reviving ass quaking head from a woman with no teeth. As rare as an albino dolphin.

“Hey Sean did you get that ass quaking glurpy last night?” “Yea bro she took her dentures out and was gumming my dick”

by Dn267 May 27, 2021

gulury

Gulury is to shit aggressively

When I was using the bathroom I had to gulury

by Mr_mell0w June 20, 2021

Purple Glurple

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.

Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!

by The Real Mr. Hollywood May 15, 2018

Glurp

Another word for head

I went to my girls house and got some glurp

by @Air_money_rio January 16, 2019