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Gumby's Mouth 

When a woman's vagina has lost all elasticity and now looks like the mouth of the Green claymation character Gumby.
"Wow! Look at that old sloppy pussy! It looks just like Gumby's Mouth!!!
Gumby's Mouth by will bitten November 4, 2017
Related Words
Gulby • gully • Gumby • Gubby • gurby • Gilby • gully washer • gulay • gully gully • guly

Gumby cut 

This is a haircut resembling the character from the"Gumby and Pokey" show.
I like a Gumby cut so l can hang with Pokey!
Gumby cut by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020
Ernests Gulbis, a proffesional tennis player who constantly rips the craziest shots for no reason other than to be awesome.

Gulbis is also used to describe the act of utterly humiliating someone in tennis.

to Gulbis someone: to utterly rape someone in tennis by... returning a first serve with a faster forehand, hitting a shot right at the opponent and still having the opponent whiff, smashing overheads at the opponent's face, hitting a dropshot winner when the opponent is at net, and acing someone on a 2nd serve by hitting it faster than the 1st serve.

After hitting one of these shots, a player may shout "GULBIS!!" instead of the standard "come on!"
Hey are you ready? I'm gona ace you.
-no you won't I own you
(SERVES... fault)...)
-I own you
I'm still going to ace you, right down the line
-It's ur 2nd serve, good luck
BOOM -ACE-
"GULBISS!!!!!!"
-fuck
Gulbis by theeJuggernaut January 22, 2009

gumby leg 

(Adj.) affected appendage that takes on a rubbery, floppy appearance similar to the popular childhood cartoon, Gumby, upon a brutal impact.
(Example: " Did you see Kevin Ware get that fucking Gumby leg last night?")
gumby leg by LegalizeGob October 4, 2013

gumby nipple 

The nipple of a breastfeeding woman immediately after breastfeeding, due to its taffy-like elasticity.
Father: Wow honey, what happenned to your nipple?

Mother: Nothing, why?

Father: It's big...and stretchy!

Mother: Oh, that's just my gumby nipple!
gumby nipple by The Anonymous Rho October 17, 2009

Semper Gumby 

Adaptation of the Marine Corps motto: Semper Fi (Latin for Always Faithful). Used to describe the general Marine attitude (i.e always be flexible with plans cause something will change that will fuck up your night) towards the constant changes that are rampant in every Marine unit.
Marine 1: Hey man, go easy at the bar tonight, just found out we have a CFT at 04
Marine 2: Oh well, semper gumby
Semper Gumby by DevilDogPOG October 27, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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