Adjective. This is used to describe
* someone that loves their guitar
* someone that have sex with their guitar
* someone that loves guitars and people who play guitars such as matthew bellamy from muse.
* someone that is interested in the mechanical side of guitars and generally guitars.

omg... Matt Bellamy has sex with his guitar!!!
guitars are so cool
gosh you are such a guitariac!
Emily : i love matthew bellamy
Dom : oh.. well i love him too! sooo much!
Katy : you two are such a pair of guitariacs!

guitariac by Emily K April 4, 2005

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Guitargasm

1. having an orgasm while playing an incredle guitar; playing such a sweet guitar that your fingers feel so good, its almost sexual.

2.Becoming sexually aroused while listening and or watching someone shred on a guitar.

1.Dude i just bought jackson kelly and i think i also need a change of pants because i just had a guitargasm.

2. Dude i just saw Children Of Bodom live and Alexi Laiho gave me about 12 guitargasms.

Guitargasm by Drewcz21 January 31, 2009

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Guitargasm

The expression of often orgasmical ecstacy shown whilst playing guitar. Most commonly used during shredding.

Fuck me james, that's one hell of a guitargasm u just pulled.

Guitargasm by Corey Martin January 16, 2007

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guitargasm

The look of sheer ecstacy on one's face while playing a guitar solo - usually triggered by a long, sustained note or bend. Looks very similar to the person's o face.

"Dude, check out Miles. He's having a guitargasm."

"I was playing a JEM through a Peavey JSX the other day. I almost had a guitargasm on the spot - didn't even have to take me out to dinner."

guitargasm by emodot December 11, 2005

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Guitarin' it

Jacking off in a fashion that looks like you are playing the frets of a guitar.

This guy on chatroulette had a curved dick so the only way he could jack off was by guitarin' it.

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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