Guidge

A unisex term for having one's private areas show through clothing.

1.)These tight pants totally give me guidge. 2.)Lets go to the wet t-shirt contest to see some guidge.

Guidge by VisokSomething January 26, 2009

Guide Dogging 

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.

"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"

Guide Dogging by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012

Acrapulators Guide 

A book describing the custom of acquiring items of nominal value, or at greatly discounted prices -- usually used.

The Acrpaulator's Guide is very funny.

Acrapulators Guide by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005

study guide 

Pointless sheets of paper that contain information that you obviously know won't be on a quiz or test.

Kyle: Dude, are you going to go to Florida this spring break?
Chris: No, I can't. The teacher that nobody likes assigned me a six-page study guide to complete over spring break. It's awful.

study guide by The Real Driller February 5, 2023

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy 

1: A book.

Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.

Don't Panic!

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Vee Are Are Schee March 28, 2004

Content Guidelines

Content Guidelines can be defined as:

A The thing nobody reviews before making a definition
B a companies excuse to getting out of a bad situation

"But your honor, they didn't review the Content Guidelines!"

Content Guidelines by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

Guidette

(n): The female counterpart to the "Guido" specimen. Exclusive to North America, these creatures are usually of Italian-American decsent. A Guidette can be recognized by her orange color, similar to that of the common tangerine, and their either very light or very dark hair. Guidettes have an overly sexual demeanor, and will often emit high pitch shreiks to attract mates. A creature of habit, the Guidette will spend an excessive amount of time on her appearance, and will usually prefer to don very light lipstick (often to referred to by experts as 'Semen Lipstick'), brands such as Ed Hardy, BeBe and Juicy Couture. Scientists believe they are very tolerant to chemical exposure, as Guidettes will use 3-4 cannisters of hairspray in one day alone.

Although reproduction has not been studied in this species, the Guidette will usually have anywhere from 100 to 200 sexual partners in her lifetime. However, some specimens were found to have exceeded these numbers by the age of thirty.

Common health problems reported in the species include, but are not limited to, alcoholism, venarial diseases (Most often strains of hepititis and herpes), sagging and wrinkled skin with a leathery texture and brain death.

(Sources:

The U.S. Wildlife and Game Adminstration
The U.S. Center for Disease Control)

I think I will go to the Zoo today, The Guidette exhibit just opened.

Guidette by MArie8773 January 2, 2010