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James Dale Guckert 

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.
Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.
James Dale Guckert by jesster79 March 13, 2005
Deep throat action. Originally derived from the noise the that acompanies throat ramming.
I got gurkers last night from Trina
She didn't even taste my nut i was so deep.
gurkers by Vdux August 26, 2007

Guackers 

1. An affectionate name for someone who loves guacamole.
2. An adjective for someone who has gone crazy on guacamole.
"Hey, did you see Guackers today?"
"Yeah, he was so Guackers!"
Guackers by chickenwozza742 February 16, 2020
A boy and a girl, Grace and Tucker, both athletic and nice. They’ve been best friends since childhood and they still haven’t confessed their feelings to each other.
Omg Gucker!!!!!
Gucker by Lps official shipper March 11, 2022

foofy gucker 

A less vulgar alternative to β€œGoofy F!!ker”
foofy gucker by BurritoDuck June 7, 2018
A person who isn't all too special or is of little importance; a background person.
"Nobody really showed for the party, just a couple guckers."
Gucker by wysiwyg January 10, 2004