Guayan

A behavior that is not cool and cannot be considered as typical masculine behavior. See: Guay, Wack, Gay

Mosely was supposed to hang out with his boys tonight but chose to go to Ikea with his girlfriend to shop for new silverware. So Guayan.

by stacks50 August 29, 2010

tard fam guarantee

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.

Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.

by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020

Guayna-be

In Puerto Rico, someone who is a wannabe guaynabicho or guaynabicha.

Guayanabichos tend to be of higher class, no lower than middle-high. However a number of people from lower classes strive to appear higher than they are and imitate the affectation, manner of dress, politics, and other accouterments of guaynabichos.

This fools no one, specially not the real Guaynabichos, who take advantage of them and turn them into useful fools.

Port-manteau of "guaynabicho" and "wanna-be".

"You are such a guayna-be, wearing counterfeit Crocs and fake Lacoste"

"Only a guayna-be would vote for that guy"

by esekaese July 8, 2012

Ryan Guarantee

Term used to describe something that is almost guaranteed to happen.

A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee

I give you a Ryan guarantee that I wont drink too much tonight

by AaronFromTheBlock January 18, 2020

Guapanese

The Language concerning only money, and things involved with making money.

We talk in Guapanese so the feds cant catch us.

by Tidus CEO March 29, 2010

guayabo

1- Malestar que uno siente despues de haber consumido licor al exceso.

(english: hangover; Sick feeling after consuming vast amount of alcohol)


2- Sentir melancolia, normalmente sobre pasados recuerdos

(english: to be saddened, a sense of melancholy, usually over past memories)

1- Tome demasiado anoche en la fiesta que me desperte con guayabo.
(I drank too much at the party last night that I woke up with a hangover.)

2- Me dio guayabo al ver las fotos de nosotros con mi abuelito cuando eramos ninos.
(I was saddened when i saw the pictures of us with our grandfather when we were young.)

by kekolandia October 20, 2008

Guaynabicho

In Puerto Rico, refers to people for the high and high-middle classes. Roughly equivalent to "preppy" but with a more douchebag feel, and more tropical, although sometimes makes for ridiculous copies, for example, wearing cold weather clothes in the summer in Puerto Rico.

They all live in gated communities, go to private schools, and shop in chain stores and shopping malls.

The children tend to have a fetish with lower class culture, but the older ones are conservative and hypocritical.

It is not a term of endearment, but one of derision.

It has its origin in the port-manteau of "guaynabito" and "bicho" (which in Puerto Rico means "dick").

"Guaynabicha" is the female equivalent.

"Look at that guaynabicho, he has an Abercrombie and Fitch sweatshirt on but its 100 dregrees out!"

"Only a guaynabicho would get mad that they have kiddie pools in the housing proyects - after all he has a swimming pool in his home and his beach house."

by esekaese July 8, 2012