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Guardtard

A person who cries about everything constantly, who gets so butthurt they wish death on all their online foes.
He went full blown guardtard.
by Pseudodame October 21, 2016
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gurutard

A person in the internet marketing industry, who offers paid courses to teach people how to make money online, but in reality he/she has no clue what they're talking about.
This guy has 0 clue what he's talking about, but he claims to be making millions thanks to internet marketing and then he offers you his paid course for few hundred bucks a month ... he is a complete gurutard.

Don't you ever buy online money making courses from gurutards like Tai Lopez , only the seller is the one who will profit from this!

Always do your own due diligence before investing in an online money making course! There are lots of gurutards who will only steal your money and all you'll learn is nothing.
by bhwneon January 6, 2019
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guardaroo

It's a kangaroo trained to guard your house. What the fuck else did you think it was?
The guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar's genitals, removed them with a quick twist.
by Flix December 8, 2009
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nicholas guardado

by Elijah Rodriguez March 25, 2019
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guardado

Adjective
1: one who is publicly given a chance to do the right thing but chooses instead to do the wrong thing because he can no longer tell the difference.
2: one whose actions evince corruption.

Noun
1: person who has become morally debased.
2: the act of complicity with moral wrongdoing.
Guardado: Yes, for a minute, I considered kicking it wide but in the end, whether it should have been a penalty or not, that is not our fault.
by jack_in_sd August 19, 2015
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Gnartard

1. A person famous only for doing moderate to extremely dangerous stunts that most would consider not ONLY dangerous, but quite stupid.

2. A person with an obviously low IQ that over uses cliché surfer language and mannerisms.
I can't believe Jake is so popular for jumping over that car, he's such a gnartard.
by ChaosAxis March 9, 2011
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gartard

Shortened version of “gay retard”, used by kids these days
You’re such a gartard why would you put the fork in the toaster
by KanyeWest33 January 30, 2019
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