Gnartard

1. A person famous only for doing moderate to extremely dangerous stunts that most would consider not ONLY dangerous, but quite stupid.

2. A person with an obviously low IQ that over uses cliché surfer language and mannerisms.

I can't believe Jake is so popular for jumping over that car, he's such a gnartard.

by ChaosAxis March 9, 2011

Gnartard

A total ski bum who thinks they are hot shit but can barely handle an easy blue. They have “shredded gnar for years homie” but is literally on the ground every time you see them.

“Dude my friend Jesse skis only greens, what a fucking gnartard”

by Nick V. January 11, 2026

Gnar-Tard

Gnar-Tard is a combination of the words Gnarly and Retard.

It is used to describe someone who is truly and idiot.

You are such a Gnar-Tard!

by Girlygirl3423232 June 14, 2009

gnarzard

Word used to describe a switch backside 180 heelflip down a 12 stair.

Oh my god, was that a switch backside 180 heelflip? that was super gnarzard!

by bettapetta August 28, 2009

gnartar sauce

A liquid substance that is either extremely gross or awesome.

Dump out the water in that pot, its been on the stove for 3 weeks and now mold is growing on the top. Oh my bad, that's complete gnartar sauce.

by L_P_J_Eckley April 18, 2010

gartard

Shortened version of “gay retard”, used by kids these days

You’re such a gartard why would you put the fork in the toaster

by KanyeWest33 January 30, 2019

Geartarded

The mental retardation of one’s children due to a lifetime of steroid (“gear”) abuse.

Based upon their mannerisms, Brian Shaw’s kids are completely geartarded.

by Truthness July 24, 2023