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guardado 

Adjective
1: one who is publicly given a chance to do the right thing but chooses instead to do the wrong thing because he can no longer tell the difference.
2: one whose actions evince corruption.

Noun
1: person who has become morally debased.
2: the act of complicity with moral wrongdoing.
Guardado: Yes, for a minute, I considered kicking it wide but in the end, whether it should have been a penalty or not, that is not our fault.
guardado by jack_in_sd August 19, 2015
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nicholas guardado 

a faggot who likes peen in his ass

joshua guardado

A gay faggot who likes trangeder guy and likes to get booty raped and also has a big ass head and his barber fucked him with a bald spot

guardaroo 

It's a kangaroo trained to guard your house. What the fuck else did you think it was?
The guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar's genitals, removed them with a quick twist.
guardaroo by Flix December 8, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026