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guardado 

Adjective
1: one who is publicly given a chance to do the right thing but chooses instead to do the wrong thing because he can no longer tell the difference.
2: one whose actions evince corruption.

Noun
1: person who has become morally debased.
2: the act of complicity with moral wrongdoing.
Guardado: Yes, for a minute, I considered kicking it wide but in the end, whether it should have been a penalty or not, that is not our fault.
guardado by jack_in_sd August 19, 2015
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joshua guardado

A gay faggot who likes trangeder guy and likes to get booty raped and also has a big ass head and his barber fucked him with a bald spot

guardaroo 

It's a kangaroo trained to guard your house. What the fuck else did you think it was?
The guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar's genitals, removed them with a quick twist.
guardaroo by Flix December 8, 2009
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022